AISubs v3.7
Ta-dah!
Wait a minute! It smells like fire!
What?
It doesn't smell like fire. It smells like wood.
What?
Look at this, please.
This color!
Like corn!
This is it!
It's burning! Isn't it black? Isn't there almost no yellow part?
Isn't there almost no yellow part?
Wow!
Wow! What is this?
Then I'll eat from this side.
This is like...
It's like my mom would make it for me.
It's a little different, but it's like my mom would make it for me.
It's like...
Look at this! This cut in half!
Did you want me to become an octopus?
This...
This is the only part that hasn't turned into an octopus!
Also...
It's burning.
It's black here.
I thought it would be better than I thought it would be.
I'll try it and see if it's good or not.
I'll eat it now.
Is it good?
Does it have any taste?
I'll eat it now.
Hmm?
Hmm?!
Ah, but it's good!
This is good!
This is...
Eri's favorite...
Cheese hamburger, but...
Aha! Is a cheese hamburger supposed to have this much cheese around it?
Anyway, it's all burnt!
This is also like this, look!
This is burnt like this!
But, well, it's good! Good, good, good!
It's good!
Huh?!
After the quiz...
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Thank you for the food.
What?
It's like...
No, no! This is not good!
This is...
Sorry, Sayu. This is not good.
It's like...
It tastes like grilled chicken.
It tastes like grilled chicken and burnt bread.
Eh, Richie's...
Ah, but...
There's scrambled eggs and ketchup on it...
I'm going to dip it in ketchup...
and make it taste stronger.
No!
It's not good!
This is not good!
I'm starting to get scared of eating.
Eri, I'm hungry!
Eh, what should I do?
Before I opened it, I had this strawberry one...
and the scrambled eggs were so cute...
so I had a pretty good feeling about it.
But no...
It was too much.
Then...
Sorry, Sayu.
I'll eat it next time.
There we go.
Thank you for the meal.
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I don't like this!
Ta-da! I know it, but...
I know it, but...
Repeating jokes.
I don't like it! Repeating jokes... What should I do?
Um...
Kururinpa!
This is funny. I think it's funny.
When you're in trouble...
Kururinpa!
That's what you should do.
Um... I'll do a joke.
What should I do?
What should I do? What should I do?
That was a good one.
Let's see...
I don't want to do it alone!
Turtle shell...
This is delicious, isn't it?
Turtle shell...
And...
Hmm...
What?
I've been told to do one joke in a row...
What?!
Well, if I come up with a joke...
I'll do it. I'll do it.
I'll do a lot of things.
So, what is it?
Tell me a story that moved you.
A story that moved you...
Hmm...
I'm pretty...
I'm pretty moved by a lot of things.
Recently...
What moved me was...
That...
Fan club...
Tour...
In September...
In Hong Kong...
When I went with my fans...
At that time...
After we all went to eat...
That...
Where the night view is beautiful...
I went to that spot and went to see it...
It was so beautiful...
It was like...
Full of sky...
It was amazing...
It was like neon was shining...
It was like...
It couldn't be in Japan...
It was like...
Hmm...
It was like...
It was amazing...
It was like...
Even though it was night...
It was like daytime...
It was really bright...
It was like...
It was various colors...
It was amazing and beautiful...
Oh, it was definitely a million...
When I heard it was a million...
I wondered what it would be like if it was a million...
When I saw it...
I was surprised...
I wonder if it is...
I'm sorry for saying "touching girl" but I can't think of much of a story.
Kururinpa!
It's not funny, is it?
I've said it three times, so I thought it was too much to say.
Then I won't say it anymore!
Then, since it's a touching story, can I tell you an interesting story?
It's a little recent story.
Recently... I mean today, I was sleeping.
I woke up in the morning and my mom called me.
It was around nine and a half in the morning.
I wondered why my mom would call me even though I was at home in the morning.
I ignored it for the first time because I was sleeping and sleepy.
Then I woke up again and said, "I'm sleeping, what is it?"
"You're at home now, aren't you?" I said, "No, I'm not at home. I'm shopping."
"Oh, I see. What's wrong?" I asked. "You just called me, didn't you?" I was told.
"No, I didn't." I said. "I was sleeping at that time."
Then my mom said, "Oh, I see."
My mom called me because she thought I had something to do with it.
I thought she would never call me.
That's what I said.
After that, my mom called me again.
Then I picked up the phone and my mom said, "I knew you were calling me."
"I'm at home when customers come in." I said.
I thought she would never call me.
She said she didn't call me because she woke up on her mom's phone.
I said, "Wait a minute, I'll look at the d-dial."
I looked at the d-dial and my mom was in there.
I wrote it unconsciously.
Well, that's what it's about.
No, at the time, the situation was really interesting.
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Why do you even write such a thing?
Write your own script.
What?
Hey, I'm listening to you.
Will it come out?
I can't write my own script.
Hello? It's not hello!
It's not hello!
What are you doing?
It's not what you're doing.
Hey, hey, hey.
By the way, your lunch box...
No, I'm not tired.
Hey, hey, hey.
Your lunch box?
Yeah, your lunch box...
Your lunch box is a little...
Well, you know...
Yeah.
Can I say the truth?
Well...
I hardly ate it.
The worst!
Well, I said that long is left and short is right.
I chose this a lot.
No, no, no, from the beginning.
Why? I said I like green.
But isn't pink cuter?
It doesn't matter.
You said you like green in "kamei tte miyoji", didn't you?
What? But you said like that...
Like that.
No! I hate it! I hate it!
Asahi, you idiot! I shouldn't have done like this!
Well...
Panda's breakfast is panda!
Well...
Really...
Do you like sweets that much?
That's weird.
Well...
Kamei tte miyoji
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This is definitely difficult.
Recently...
I've been...
I've been thinking about it from my everyday life, but my hair grows really, really fast after I cut it short.
Like, my hair grows once a month...
Well, it's not fast enough, and I go to cut my hair twice a month, and I think I have to go soon, but I'm like that.
After I cut my hair, people don't tell me, "Your hair isn't short enough."
I often ask Fujimoto-san, "Which is better, long or short?"
He always says, "Short."
I asked him, "Why?"
He said, "Because you're brighter."
I'm told that a lot. No matter how many times I ask, I'm told that.
You know, I like the same thing as Fujimoto-san.
We always talk about this.
We like the same thing so much that we're excited about it.
Um...
Great!
What is it?
Right now.
Here.
Wake me up.
And...
Please promote yourself!
That's what it means.
My PR can be impersonations or anything.